Game 1
Slopario
8 worlds and 20 scenes. Takes, rerolls, the SCHIZO meter, and a three-phase final boss against The Algorithm, followed by the real Princess Truffle and the credits.
A SLOPCANNON cartridge
Free arcade games starring the SLOPCANNON cast. No download, no account. Pick a game on the select screen and play with a keyboard, a gamepad or your thumbs.
Tap the screen or START to begin. Turn your phone sideways for the biggest screen. On iPhone, Share → Add to Home Screen plays it full screen.
In the cartridge
8 worlds and 20 scenes. Takes, rerolls, the SCHIZO meter, and a three-phase final boss against The Algorithm, followed by the real Princess Truffle and the credits.
Point and click on the decels before they fly off to file a complaint. Boomba fetches what you hit and laughs at what you miss. Game A is one target at a time, Game B two, and Game C is a clay shoot with legacy tech.
Eight racers, eight tracks, two cups and a time trial. A rotating, tilted track view like the 16-bit kart games, with drift turbos, item boxes and Boomba running the start lights.
The Algorithm grabbed Princess Truffle and is throwing slop barrels down the feed. Jump them, smash them with the Ban Hammer, and climb three stages: girders, conveyors and rivets.
The SLOPCANNON logo chomps through an original maze while four of the cast hunt it, each its own way. Eat a Slop Cannon and they turn edible.
Fifty-five ads march down the feed. Slopario holds the line from a cannon turret behind bunkers shaped like the SLOPCANNON logo, which chip away pixel by pixel.
A falling-block puzzle with modern rules: wall kicks, hold, ghost piece and a five-piece preview. Clear four lines at once to go straight to prod.
Controls
Found something broken? Hit Report a bug. Everywhere: Enter or click to start, P to pause, Q to quit to the select screen, M to mute. Gamepads work too: d-pad or stick to move, A and B for the main buttons, Start to pause. High scores save in your browser.
Arrows move · Space / Z jump (hold for height) · Shift / X run and fire slop
Touch D-pad · A jump · B run
Mouse aims, click fires · ←/→ on the select screen picks Game A, B or C
Touch Tap where you want to shoot
↑ gas · ↓ brake · Space hop and drift · Shift / X item
Touch Gas is automatic · ◀ ▶ steer · A drift · B item · ▼ brake
Arrows move · ↑ ↓ climb · Space jump · jump or climb to drop the Ban Hammer
Touch D-pad · A jump
Arrows or WASD steer (turns are buffered)
Touch D-pad
← → move · Space fire
Touch ◀ ▶ move · A fire
← → move · ↑ / X rotate · Z rotate back · ↓ soft drop · Space hard drop · Shift / C hold
Touch ▲ rotate · A hard drop · B hold · ▼ soft drop
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